Lazy Harp Seal Has No Job - song by Parry Gripp

--LAZY HARP SEAL HAS NO JOB--
Lazy harp seal has no job
Lazy harp seal has no money
See his earnings, they are meager
He's lacking business acumen

Look at me! I've got a fancy camera
The lens is big and it cost a lot
Look at me, in my nice yellow jacket
The color is a special order. It was hard to find

Lazy harp seal has no camera
Not even a simple point and shoot
Foolishly he sits there smiling
Even though he has no jacket

See him there goofing around
He does not behave proactively
Many girls, they seem to like him
I find the situation frustrating

Lazy harp seal has no job
Lazy harp seal has no money
Lazy harp seal has no camera
Lazy harp seal has no jacket